Blogtober #10: Jokes

At the bookstore we love our terrible jokes. The winner comes courtesy of a (we think) seven year old girl at story-time. It's an amazing two parter of (we think) her own creating.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To visit the ugly guy!

To be immediately followed by

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
The chicken

Best. Joke. Ever.

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